HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men’s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note …
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Question for God
•God can I ask you a question? God: Sure… Me: Promise you won’t get mad! … … … God: I promise Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do you mean?
Could have heard a pin drop.
At a time when our president and other politicians tend to apologize for our country’s prior actions, here’s a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country. JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60′s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he …
Dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The …
Parking lot warning (for men this time).
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE! It’s that season again! Warning for Older Men! Clever Scam…warn your friends!! This is very serious stuff! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it …
Two Choices
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its Dedicated staff, he offered a question: ‘When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is …
Constitutional Amendments
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests”. – Patrick Henry The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days …
The law is the law
So “if” the US government determines that it is against the >>>>>law for the words ”under God” to be on our money, then, so be it. >>>>> >>>>>And “if” that same government decides that the “Ten >>>>>Commandments”are not to be used in or on a government installation, then,so be it. >>>>>
CHEST PAINS? DONT LIE DOWN!
VERY SERIOUS INFO THAT MAY KEEP YOU ALIVE! YOU SHOULD HAVE EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY READ THIS AND KNOW WHAT TO DO AS UNFORTUNATELY IT WILL HAPPEN TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU SOONER OR LATER–BE PREPARED! ASPIRIN We did not know that you should not lie down while waiting for the …
When to drink water
Correct Time to Drink Water….Very Important… I knew you need your minimum water to flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me. Correct Time to Drink Water….Very Important From A Cardiac Specialist! Drinking water at certain time maximizes it’s effectiveness on the body: 2 glasses of water after waking up …
