My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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Kindness of strangers.
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize …
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to? Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the …
A must read for Grandparents. .
Subject: A must read for Grandparent….and those who aren’t A must read for Grandparents. . (Those who aren’t will love it, too.) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, ‘Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?’ The little boy nodded in …
Do what?! Darn those maps.
1. Go to Google maps. 2. Go to “Get Directions.” 3. Type Japan as the start location. 4. Type China as the end location. 5. Click on “Get Directions”. 6. Go to direction#43. 6. Laugh
~A Cup of Tea ~
ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW… ~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living …
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly …
Paraprosdokian Sentences
A paraprosdokian (from Greek meaning “beyond” and “expectation”) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an …
Bubba’s at it again…
Bubba’s pregnant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, “Ma’am, you had twins – a boy and a girl. The babies …
