HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men’s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note …
Category Archives: Good Advice
CHEST PAINS? DONT LIE DOWN!
VERY SERIOUS INFO THAT MAY KEEP YOU ALIVE! YOU SHOULD HAVE EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY READ THIS AND KNOW WHAT TO DO AS UNFORTUNATELY IT WILL HAPPEN TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU SOONER OR LATER–BE PREPARED! ASPIRIN We did not know that you should not lie down while waiting for the …
When to drink water
Correct Time to Drink Water….Very Important… I knew you need your minimum water to flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me. Correct Time to Drink Water….Very Important From A Cardiac Specialist! Drinking water at certain time maximizes it’s effectiveness on the body: 2 glasses of water after waking up …
Will You Dance With Me?
READ THIS VERY SLOWLY… IT’S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women …
Tips for pumping gas
I don’t know what you guys are paying for gasoline…but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money’s worth for every gallon.
I am blind, please help.
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the …
Beware microwaving water by itself.
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a …
Jewish Proverbs, Most Direct Quotes
Jewish Proverbs, Most Direct Quotes If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. Yiddish Proverb The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks . Yiddish Proverb What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with …
Saying Grace at a restaurant
Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Nana gets …
