Category Archives: Political

Ok, at the risk of all out war between the donkeys and the elephants, it really wouldn’t make sense to avoid this topic since probably a third of the emails forwarded to me are about some kind of political issue. I never know who to forward them to without offending someone so now I don’t have to forward them, I can just post them all here. Please don’t try to take it too personally lets keep it light hearted and fun if possible.

Could have heard a pin drop.

At a time when our president and other politicians tend to  apologize for our country’s prior actions, here’s a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country.  JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in  France  in the early 60′s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO.  DeGaulle said he

Constitutional Amendments

The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests”. – Patrick Henry  The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days

The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This “duel” would be a dog fight.

The Recession has hit everybody.. …

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.         CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.  Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.  I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.  If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.  

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

 Wal-Mart, love them or hate them, its hard to argue with sucesses…. This is not what you think. Please read it and think about the message!! Wal-Mart vs. The Morons 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more

May be offensive to some viewers.

Read all the way to the bottom – – – Surprise ending! WHO AM I? I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed

The Real Truth About Sarah Palin

You may not like Sarah Palin, but it is interesting reading. Very interesting facts on two very different ladies. Sarah Palin Democrat, Independent, or Republican….the second half of this email should make all of us very sick, send this on …..especially the second half…… READ TO THE VERY END! VERY ENLIGHTENING!!! AND VERY DISTURBING!!! By

Gun Control

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child

Welfare

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a

Americaas the Last Man Standing

>>Americaas the Last Man Standing >>Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009 >>Geert Wilders is a Dutch Member of Parliament >> >> >>Here is the speech of Geert Wilders, Chairman, Party for Freedom, the Netherlands, at the Four Seasons, New York, introducing an Alliance of Patriots and announcing the Facing Jihad Conference in Jerusalem.. >> >>Dear friends,