The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – lest it come to dominate our lives and interests”. – Patrick Henry The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days …
Category Archives: Protest
The Recession has hit everybody.. …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons
Wal-Mart, love them or hate them, its hard to argue with sucesses…. This is not what you think. Please read it and think about the message!! Wal-Mart vs. The Morons 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more …
Husband Banned from Target
Husband Banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following …
a senior moment
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind me getting off …
The Sneeze
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing .. and the traditional caps, they looked almost .. as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears. This class would NOT pray during the …
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
Someone sent this to me SO I guess this really happened.. (who knows, either way its funny) I actualy went through this exact process when my mother died in 1995. I gave up and let them charge away for about six months and it went to collection and they took it to court and the …
