BE CAREFUL OUT THERE! It’s that season again! Warning for Older Men! Clever Scam…warn your friends!! This is very serious stuff! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it …
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Talking dog forsale.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice …
The Recession has hit everybody.. …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. ” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ‘em back to Sand Mountain, …
THE PASTOR’S CAT
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day.Whoever said our Creator doesn’t have a sense of humor? Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of …
FW: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I have kleptomania, But when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized by …
